lauraholliis

origamiflesh:

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

psst since this post famously turned into a “we love stuart semple” post, consider backing his kickstarter to replace adobe suite with software people actually own again !

origamiflesh:

idk i just feel like at least one of you coulda told me i have audhd Years Ago

open invitation for tumblr to diagnose me with whatever they feel is right.

idk i just feel like at least one of you coulda told me i have audhd Years Ago

max1461:

max1461:

ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit’s back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.

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you understand

froody:

froody:

Rocking chairs are proof autism and ADHD have always existed, there is no way a neurotypical person said “what if there was a special chair for rocking back and forth in”

Babies didn’t cross my mind during the creation of this post because I was thinking of my dad when I made it, somebody who loves rocking chairs more than anyone else I’ve ever known.

duckdotcom:

greathoughtsphilosopy:

duckdotcom:

party at my place we’re gonna drink expired beverages and tremble

Bro we’ll quiver?

come to my house and quiver

stinkylittlegnome:

lichrelly:

babygirl.. dont be dead. be alive

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nophicastits:

nophicastits:

nophicastits:

eatingant:

bread-making-vikings:

bread-making-vikings:

bread-making-vikings:

This site has been going around Twitter trans accounts quite a bit lately, so just pointing out here too that it’ll do fuck all, they’re exploiting trans people at a time when hrt is particularly hard to access and please don’t give them your money

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fuckin exploitative bullshit marketed in the worst way imaginable

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literally selling laxatives as weight loss supplements

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Reddit post by Dr Will Powers


No actually, this needs to be in the body of the post.

This isn’t someone looking to make a quick buck off the backs of desperate trans women.

This is someone who is gathering a hit list. This person may use your info for active swatting, but not just that, this product will kill you.

This product is outright dangerous. This dose of ashwagandha is ASTRONOMICAL. It’s anxiolytic - meaning that it causes agitation and anxiety - and if you take this dose every day you’ll be developing serotonin syndrome within 4-6 weeks, and an ER trip/death within 8. And if you’re on medications that interact (SSRIs, antipsychotics, most kinds of opiates) or alcohol, this risk is magnified.

This person wants to KILL YOU.

Also the photo they’re using for the founder is AI generated. The easiest tell is the neck tattoo seemingly merging with the collar of the shirt, and none of the locs actually having an end that connects them to the scalp.

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There’s a terf in the comments screeding about how this totally isn’t a rightwing psyop and it’s asian fetishizing trans ppl obsessed with anime doing this, so here’s some irrefutable proof that it is, in fact, a right-wing dox honeypot!

If you go to any post by TheQueerQuirk on Twitter and replace the username part of the url with transaretr8ors it will redirect you to the same tweet with the new username, indicating that TheQueerQuirk’s old username WAS in fact transaretr8ors. You can test this yourself.

They’re also stealing images from r/transtimelines for fake reviews.

Their domain name was registered on June 2 and the address marked is a common scam address (seemingly of the Icelandic Phallological Museum).

THIS IS A HONEYPOT. THEY’RE COLLECTING ADDRESSES. YOU COULD BE SWATTED, HAVE YOUR IDENTITY STOLEN, OR AT THE VERY BEST RECEIVE A PRODUCT THAT WILL CAUSE SEROTONIN SYNDROME.

SPREAD.

catgifsinthesenate:

nuinsli:

nemesisvariant:

teathattast:

i-am-committing-tax-fraud:

teathattast:

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Maurice

Maurice

Maurice

Maurice

I’m begging of you, please don’t take my man

keyozee:

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* it’s a beautiful day outside.

* flowers are blooming,

* wedding bells are chiming…

* on days like these…


× Sans: chell.creates (IG)

× Nagito: keyozee (IG)

× Photography: ethereal.ghost (IG)

× Editing: chell.creates.media (IG)

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p.s Happy Birthday Nagito !

starlit-stella:

why was jerma6 afraid of jerma9

because jerma985

visenyaism:

visenyaism:

one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

the worst part of this is that they’re on chess dot com instead of getting an education. but the BEST part of this is watching high schoolers develop the weirdest goddamn strategies I’ve ever seen. One of my students invented something he calls the “evil advisor gambit” where he gets a third person to give out constant terrible advice to both teams hoping that his opponent falls for it straight-up or that his opponent thinks HE fell for it and will act accordingly thus worsening their own strategy. he has won every game he has been able to pull off a coordinated evil advisor gambit in. this is chess innovation never before seen in its 700 years on earth

selfcareparker:

How I feel when my sneakers do the squeaky thing against the floor

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unhingedpirates:

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Our Flag Means Death + Twitter Textposts

part 2 / other textposts memes

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